> That reminds me, I found this somewhere, I think you might find
> it amusing...
> > Last year a friend of mine upgraded GirlFriend 6.0 to Wife
> > 1.0 and found that it's a memory hog leaving very little
> > system resources for other applications. He is only now
> > noticing that Wife 1.0 also is spawning Child-Processes
> > which are further consuming valuable resources.
<snipped rest of bug report>
> Good eh??????
This Is Not My Beautiful Wife.
> West of the river (as you corrected later - beware spelling
> mistakes, the girls are watching you may be banned from eternal bliss.
> If Eva is still elimenating all those who make 3 spelling mistakes per
> paragraph I am definately out. You may still be in luck though... I wish
> you all the best fuck with Eva.)
Hey hey hey, watch those semantic-displacement inducers.
Some former girl named Eva