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Date: Wed, 13 Aug 1997 23:28:46 -0700
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From: David Schnider <das@ccnet.com>
Subject: Slogans that never caught on
Forwaded by: michele@studioarchetype.com (Michele Carpender)
The Top 15 Slogans That Never Quite Caught On
15. Charmin: "Butt... Wipe... Err."
14. Microsoft: "How much are you going to pay
today?"
13. Eggs: "The Incredible Edible Ovum."
12. MTV: "Loud and easy to spell."
11. Saks 5th Avenue: "You Could Shop Here if
You're Poor, But That Would be Stupid!"
10. Iguana: "The other green meat."
9. Penis Enlargement Specialists: "It Don't Mean
a Thing If It Ain't Got That Swing!"
8. Nike: "Just buy the damn shoes, you flabby
spineless lump!"
7. Daisy Air Rifles: "Keeping kids off your lawn
for over forty years."
6. Canon Photocopiers: "Quit calling them
Xeroxes, dammit!"
5. Pepto Bismol: "Squash the Squirts!"
4. Trojans: "Just add meat."
3. Apple Macintosh: "Hey, we thought of it first!"
2. Radio Shack: "You've got questions, we've got
geek losers!"
and the Number 1 Slogan That Never Quite
Caught On...
1. Professional Bowling on NBC: "Oh, why don't
you just go ahead and kill yourself instead
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David Schnider das@ccnet.com
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